Chapter 63: Revive Me!
Wujin Shi went first and demonstrated it for Sha Polang.
“To be safe, every time you land on a rock, adjust your direction and angle before jumping again.”
Sha Polang said okay and cautiously began.
Wei Yu Ning Qiu said, “First, stand at the riverbank and figure out your route.”
With that, she leaped forward and landed on a rock, saying, “Like this.”
Then she performed a side roll and landed perfectly on the second rock.
Sha Polang took a deep breath, jumped, and landed.
Qing Ning followed behind him and encouraged him, “Pretty good.”
Qingtian Wai sighed. “Having two masters really is great. You know, it's like having two nannies. Someone's always looking after you whenever you go out.”
Sister Gou said, “Exactly. What can you do? The kid's still young.”
There were quite a few rocks scattered throughout the river. Everyone spread out, each finding a suitable position before beginning to jump across.
Only then did Chi Zhen finally remember that he was supposed to be a game streamer. He turned on his mic and said, “Now I'm going to demonstrate my river-crossing skills for everyone. If you viewers think I did a good job, send me some little flowers.”
[It's been half the night, and you finally remembered us?]
[What skills are there to crossing a river? Don't you just jump across?]
The viewers were still typing when Chi Zhen had already picked his landing points and started. “First of all, it's possible to chain ordinary skills together while crossing the river without having to wait for their cooldowns. Ordinary skills have a two-second cooldown. To be safe, most people stop and wait for the cooldown. Two seconds is basically negligible, but we can take it one step further.”
With that, the Spirit Cultivator dashed forward. While still in midair, he adjusted his direction and angle for the landing, touching down perfectly on the first rock. Then came a side roll, adjusting his body in midair once again before landing on the second rock facing the opposite direction. Immediately afterward, he back-jumped onto the third rock. The fourth rock was higher up, so Chi Zhen didn't stop. He used an aerial movement followed by a forward dash and landed precisely on the fourth rock. Then came another side roll, and he had already reached the opposite bank.
From the viewers' perspective, all they saw was Qingzhou Yiguo go whoosh, whoosh, whoosh five times before reaching the other side.
“Splash!”
Sha Polang fell into the water. His howl immediately rang out over YY. “Ahhh! Guild Leader, give me a warning before you show off your skills next time! You shocked me so badly that I fell straight into the water! You're so freaking awesome!”
While everyone waited for Sha Polang to make his way back, the members of the Little Vegetable Guild began praising Chi Zhen one after another.
Wujin Shi said, “Brother Xiao Chi is really incredible.”
As soon as he finished speaking, DZS_Qianli Jiangling sent another Fruit Bomb in the livestream.
Qingtian Wai exclaimed, “That's freaking awesome, Guild Leader!”
Sister Gou said, “Oh my god, with such an amazing guild leader, why am I still so terrible?”
Sister Gou played it safe, jumping once and then stopping for a long time to adjust her direction and angle. Eventually, she also made it to the other side.
Leng Li said, “As expected of a game streamer. The handsome guy really does have some skills.”
Once Sha Polang caught up, the entire party finally reached the other side and arrived in front of the second boss—Dan Mu.
Dan Mu was a tree demon. Influenced by Wu Meng's resentment, a tree that should have produced medicinal fruit capable of saving lives had instead become a tree that preyed on and harmed people.
[Nearby] Dan Mu: “Hisss... Roar... Hiss... Aaaahhh...”
Since it was a tree, it couldn't actually speak human language.
Everyone felt considerably more relaxed knowing they wouldn't have to listen to another boss speech.
Wujin Shi explained, “This tree has two main characteristics. First, it can heal itself, which is very troublesome. Fortunately, we have our incredible Brother Xiao Chi. Just pay attention to interrupting Dan Mu's healing. Second, because it's a tree, there are no blind spots. Its attack range covers 360 degrees, so don't relax just because you've hidden behind it. Dan Mu's skills are all easy to dodge. The main thing is that it can extend its branches to entangle people. If you get caught, you'll lose a lot of HP, so make sure you dodge properly. Alright, let's go.”
Qingtian Wai opened with a skill and moved forward to aggro the boss.
Leng Li shouted, “Wait, that's it? Aren't you going to explain more to the newbie? I'm worried he'll make a mistake!”
Wujin Shi calmly replied, “Just go all-out with the damage and dodge the skills. Xiao Chi handles the interrupts. Didn't I explain it clearly enough?”
Leng Li still seemed somewhat distrustful of the Little Vegetable Guild. “Dan Mu's healing skill has practically no cooldown on its cast. Having only one person handle the interrupts isn't enough, right? The Ghost cultivator also has an interrupt skill. Why not assign her too?”
The Ghost cultivator girl, Lin Fengnuan, silently stood to one side.
Normally, in a ten-person party, three people would be assigned to interrupt Dan Mu's healing.
Wujin Shi said, “You still don't understand how incredible Brother Xiao Chi is.”
Leng Li was about to say something else, but the members of the Little Vegetable Guild had already charged forward, so he could only follow.
The ten-person party spread out evenly around Dan Mu, using the tree as the center point, and unleashed a barrage of attacks on its roots.
Dan Mu's healing skill would activate five times, each one beginning to cast whenever its HP dropped by another 20%. The cast time was only one second, which was also the biggest difficulty of this boss.
It could drain everyone's mana completely.
You could spend ages attacking it, only for it to heal itself once and erase all your hard work.
Because of this, parties usually assigned three people to handle the interrupts, watching the boss's HP percentage nervously.
But the members of the Little Vegetable Guild were completely at ease now, because they had the incredible Xiao Chi as their safety net.
Qingtian Wai even started chatting.
“This is the first time I've ever felt this relaxed fighting this boss, because I know our incredible Xiao Chi will definitely interrupt it perfectly. It's like having an incredibly reassuring embrace standing right behind you. Ah, so reliable!”
Qing Ning and Wei Yu Ning Qiu each took responsibility for one side of the healing. Sha Polang, serving as the third healer, had very little pressure. He leisurely walked around the tree, tossing a few heals onto everyone here and there, while saying, “If I keep running dungeons with Guild Leader, Brother Shi, and my two incredible healer masters, am I going to turn into a useless freeloader who expects everything to be handed to me? I feel like I don't have to do anything and can just breeze through every dungeon. Waaah.”
Sister Gou sighed. “Ever since I joined the Little Vegetable Guild, I feel like I've become useless because my teammates have gotten stronger.”
Even Lin Fengnuan, the Ghost cultivator girl, said, “Your guild is really strong.”
Since nobody was praising him, Leng Li became unusually quiet at this point.
“Attention, Dan Mu is about to release its branches,” Wujin Shi warned. “Sha Polang, watch out. You can use a side roll or backward jump to dodge. Aerial movement works too. If you get caught, just heal yourself.”
“Got it!”
Everyone's controls were pretty good, and they dodged Dan Mu's attacks with ease.
Except Sha Polang got caught twice. He frantically healed himself and successfully survived. Leng Li also got caught once and immediately started shouting, “Where are the healers?! Where are the healers?!”
[Guild] Wei Yu Ning Qiu: Don't heal him. Looking at him is annoying.
Qing Ning healed him a few times while still having to take care of everyone else, but unfortunately, Leng Li died.
Leng Li complained, “Three healers and you still can't keep me alive? Sha Polang, why are you running around all over the place?”
Sha Polang said, “I'm too far away from you.”
“If you're too far away, can't you just walk over here?” Leng Li immediately started getting snippy. “It's not like you have anything else to do anyway.”
Sha Polang refused to back down. “The branches are flying everywhere! If I go over to you, I'll definitely get swept away.”
Wujin Shi reminded them, “Don't get distracted. We're still fighting the boss.”
Everything went smoothly after that. Chi Zhen successfully interrupted Dan Mu all five times, and before long, Dan Mu collapsed.
Qingtian Wai shouted, “Let Brother Xiao Chi loot the corpse!”
Leng Li shouted, “Healer, hurry up and revive me!”
Sha Polang was just about to walk over when Wei Yu Ning Qiu was already rapidly issuing orders in the guild channel.
[Guild] Wei Yu Ning Qiu: Don't revive him.
[Guild] Qing Ning: 0.0
[Guild] Gou Yao Zou Wo Bu Liu: 0.0
[Guild] Sha Polang: 0.0
[Sister Wei Yu, I seriously respect you. You aren't even remotely afraid of Leng Li seeing your messages in the livestream.]
[What a joke. Who is Sister Wei Yu? She's the kind of extraordinary woman who once chased Xiao Chi across the entire server over some trivial matter. What's this little scene to her? #Funny]
[She's the legendary woman who once told Han Jian Ying, "We can make a video together, but only you can watch it. I don't want to see your face."]
[Xiao Chi is slacking off on his livestream again. Once again, he hasn't said anything for ages.]
[But the livestream entertainment is already maxed out.]
Chi Zhen was still somewhat worried that Leng Li might get angry after seeing Wei Yu's ruthless, icy comments and cause some trouble. He turned on his mic and, while running over to loot the corpse, said, “Ah, I could make a video teaching everyone how to do those interrupts. But I think the Spirit Cultivator class does have its own advantages, especially when it comes to support abilities. Thank you to all the bosses for the gifts. I won't read them all out individually since I'm busy playing the game and don't have time.”
Loot:
[Four Seasons Spring Top] ×1; [Four Seasons Spring Light Umbrella] ×1’; [Ruo Yu Chain] ×1
; [Sevenfold Mountain and Sea Gauntlets] ×1; [Superior Treasure Chest] ×5; [Fragmented Soul Bones] ×10
Qingtian Wai shouted, “A weapon! A Medical Cultivator weapon! Oh my god! And a piece of armor too!”
Wujin Shi said with a hint of amusement, “Brother Xiao Chi is really lucky.”
Qian Yu immediately stated the obvious. “Better value than buying a full party run.”
Sha Polang, who had been excited just moments ago, immediately tried to smooth things over. “Buying a full party run is great too! I picked up a bunch of miscellaneous pieces, and I'm still wearing them!”
Wei Yu Ning Qiu: “Heh. Your luck is really good.”
“No, seriously, revive me!” Leng Li lay anxiously ten meters away. “What good stuff dropped? Let me see!”
Wujin Shi went first and demonstrated it for Sha Polang.
“To be safe, every time you land on a rock, adjust your direction and angle before jumping again.”
Sha Polang said okay and cautiously began.
Wei Yu Ning Qiu said, “First, stand at the riverbank and figure out your route.”
With that, she leaped forward and landed on a rock, saying, “Like this.”
Then she performed a side roll and landed perfectly on the second rock.
Sha Polang took a deep breath, jumped, and landed.
Qing Ning followed behind him and encouraged him, “Pretty good.”
Qingtian Wai sighed. “Having two masters really is great. You know, it's like having two nannies. Someone's always looking after you whenever you go out.”
Sister Gou said, “Exactly. What can you do? The kid's still young.”
There were quite a few rocks scattered throughout the river. Everyone spread out, each finding a suitable position before beginning to jump across.
Only then did Chi Zhen finally remember that he was supposed to be a game streamer. He turned on his mic and said, “Now I'm going to demonstrate my river-crossing skills for everyone. If you viewers think I did a good job, send me some little flowers.”
[It's been half the night, and you finally remembered us?]
[What skills are there to crossing a river? Don't you just jump across?]
The viewers were still typing when Chi Zhen had already picked his landing points and started. “First of all, it's possible to chain ordinary skills together while crossing the river without having to wait for their cooldowns. Ordinary skills have a two-second cooldown. To be safe, most people stop and wait for the cooldown. Two seconds is basically negligible, but we can take it one step further.”
With that, the Spirit Cultivator dashed forward. While still in midair, he adjusted his direction and angle for the landing, touching down perfectly on the first rock. Then came a side roll, adjusting his body in midair once again before landing on the second rock facing the opposite direction. Immediately afterward, he back-jumped onto the third rock. The fourth rock was higher up, so Chi Zhen didn't stop. He used an aerial movement followed by a forward dash and landed precisely on the fourth rock. Then came another side roll, and he had already reached the opposite bank.
From the viewers' perspective, all they saw was Qingzhou Yiguo go whoosh, whoosh, whoosh five times before reaching the other side.
“Splash!”
Sha Polang fell into the water. His howl immediately rang out over YY. “Ahhh! Guild Leader, give me a warning before you show off your skills next time! You shocked me so badly that I fell straight into the water! You're so freaking awesome!”
While everyone waited for Sha Polang to make his way back, the members of the Little Vegetable Guild began praising Chi Zhen one after another.
Wujin Shi said, “Brother Xiao Chi is really incredible.”
As soon as he finished speaking, DZS_Qianli Jiangling sent another Fruit Bomb in the livestream.
Qingtian Wai exclaimed, “That's freaking awesome, Guild Leader!”
Sister Gou said, “Oh my god, with such an amazing guild leader, why am I still so terrible?”
Sister Gou played it safe, jumping once and then stopping for a long time to adjust her direction and angle. Eventually, she also made it to the other side.
Leng Li said, “As expected of a game streamer. The handsome guy really does have some skills.”
Once Sha Polang caught up, the entire party finally reached the other side and arrived in front of the second boss—Dan Mu.
Dan Mu was a tree demon. Influenced by Wu Meng's resentment, a tree that should have produced medicinal fruit capable of saving lives had instead become a tree that preyed on and harmed people.
[Nearby] Dan Mu: “Hisss... Roar... Hiss... Aaaahhh...”
Since it was a tree, it couldn't actually speak human language.
Everyone felt considerably more relaxed knowing they wouldn't have to listen to another boss speech.
Wujin Shi explained, “This tree has two main characteristics. First, it can heal itself, which is very troublesome. Fortunately, we have our incredible Brother Xiao Chi. Just pay attention to interrupting Dan Mu's healing. Second, because it's a tree, there are no blind spots. Its attack range covers 360 degrees, so don't relax just because you've hidden behind it. Dan Mu's skills are all easy to dodge. The main thing is that it can extend its branches to entangle people. If you get caught, you'll lose a lot of HP, so make sure you dodge properly. Alright, let's go.”
Qingtian Wai opened with a skill and moved forward to aggro the boss.
Leng Li shouted, “Wait, that's it? Aren't you going to explain more to the newbie? I'm worried he'll make a mistake!”
Wujin Shi calmly replied, “Just go all-out with the damage and dodge the skills. Xiao Chi handles the interrupts. Didn't I explain it clearly enough?”
Leng Li still seemed somewhat distrustful of the Little Vegetable Guild. “Dan Mu's healing skill has practically no cooldown on its cast. Having only one person handle the interrupts isn't enough, right? The Ghost cultivator also has an interrupt skill. Why not assign her too?”
The Ghost cultivator girl, Lin Fengnuan, silently stood to one side.
Normally, in a ten-person party, three people would be assigned to interrupt Dan Mu's healing.
Wujin Shi said, “You still don't understand how incredible Brother Xiao Chi is.”
Leng Li was about to say something else, but the members of the Little Vegetable Guild had already charged forward, so he could only follow.
The ten-person party spread out evenly around Dan Mu, using the tree as the center point, and unleashed a barrage of attacks on its roots.
Dan Mu's healing skill would activate five times, each one beginning to cast whenever its HP dropped by another 20%. The cast time was only one second, which was also the biggest difficulty of this boss.
It could drain everyone's mana completely.
You could spend ages attacking it, only for it to heal itself once and erase all your hard work.
Because of this, parties usually assigned three people to handle the interrupts, watching the boss's HP percentage nervously.
But the members of the Little Vegetable Guild were completely at ease now, because they had the incredible Xiao Chi as their safety net.
Qingtian Wai even started chatting.
“This is the first time I've ever felt this relaxed fighting this boss, because I know our incredible Xiao Chi will definitely interrupt it perfectly. It's like having an incredibly reassuring embrace standing right behind you. Ah, so reliable!”
Qing Ning and Wei Yu Ning Qiu each took responsibility for one side of the healing. Sha Polang, serving as the third healer, had very little pressure. He leisurely walked around the tree, tossing a few heals onto everyone here and there, while saying, “If I keep running dungeons with Guild Leader, Brother Shi, and my two incredible healer masters, am I going to turn into a useless freeloader who expects everything to be handed to me? I feel like I don't have to do anything and can just breeze through every dungeon. Waaah.”
Sister Gou sighed. “Ever since I joined the Little Vegetable Guild, I feel like I've become useless because my teammates have gotten stronger.”
Even Lin Fengnuan, the Ghost cultivator girl, said, “Your guild is really strong.”
Since nobody was praising him, Leng Li became unusually quiet at this point.
“Attention, Dan Mu is about to release its branches,” Wujin Shi warned. “Sha Polang, watch out. You can use a side roll or backward jump to dodge. Aerial movement works too. If you get caught, just heal yourself.”
“Got it!”
Everyone's controls were pretty good, and they dodged Dan Mu's attacks with ease.
Except Sha Polang got caught twice. He frantically healed himself and successfully survived. Leng Li also got caught once and immediately started shouting, “Where are the healers?! Where are the healers?!”
[Guild] Wei Yu Ning Qiu: Don't heal him. Looking at him is annoying.
Qing Ning healed him a few times while still having to take care of everyone else, but unfortunately, Leng Li died.
Leng Li complained, “Three healers and you still can't keep me alive? Sha Polang, why are you running around all over the place?”
Sha Polang said, “I'm too far away from you.”
“If you're too far away, can't you just walk over here?” Leng Li immediately started getting snippy. “It's not like you have anything else to do anyway.”
Sha Polang refused to back down. “The branches are flying everywhere! If I go over to you, I'll definitely get swept away.”
Wujin Shi reminded them, “Don't get distracted. We're still fighting the boss.”
Everything went smoothly after that. Chi Zhen successfully interrupted Dan Mu all five times, and before long, Dan Mu collapsed.
Qingtian Wai shouted, “Let Brother Xiao Chi loot the corpse!”
Leng Li shouted, “Healer, hurry up and revive me!”
Sha Polang was just about to walk over when Wei Yu Ning Qiu was already rapidly issuing orders in the guild channel.
[Guild] Wei Yu Ning Qiu: Don't revive him.
[Guild] Qing Ning: 0.0
[Guild] Gou Yao Zou Wo Bu Liu: 0.0
[Guild] Sha Polang: 0.0
[Sister Wei Yu, I seriously respect you. You aren't even remotely afraid of Leng Li seeing your messages in the livestream.]
[What a joke. Who is Sister Wei Yu? She's the kind of extraordinary woman who once chased Xiao Chi across the entire server over some trivial matter. What's this little scene to her? #Funny]
[She's the legendary woman who once told Han Jian Ying, "We can make a video together, but only you can watch it. I don't want to see your face."]
[Xiao Chi is slacking off on his livestream again. Once again, he hasn't said anything for ages.]
[But the livestream entertainment is already maxed out.]
Chi Zhen was still somewhat worried that Leng Li might get angry after seeing Wei Yu's ruthless, icy comments and cause some trouble. He turned on his mic and, while running over to loot the corpse, said, “Ah, I could make a video teaching everyone how to do those interrupts. But I think the Spirit Cultivator class does have its own advantages, especially when it comes to support abilities. Thank you to all the bosses for the gifts. I won't read them all out individually since I'm busy playing the game and don't have time.”
Loot:
[Four Seasons Spring Top] ×1; [Four Seasons Spring Light Umbrella] ×1’; [Ruo Yu Chain] ×1
; [Sevenfold Mountain and Sea Gauntlets] ×1; [Superior Treasure Chest] ×5; [Fragmented Soul Bones] ×10
Qingtian Wai shouted, “A weapon! A Medical Cultivator weapon! Oh my god! And a piece of armor too!”
Wujin Shi said with a hint of amusement, “Brother Xiao Chi is really lucky.”
Qian Yu immediately stated the obvious. “Better value than buying a full party run.”
Sha Polang, who had been excited just moments ago, immediately tried to smooth things over. “Buying a full party run is great too! I picked up a bunch of miscellaneous pieces, and I'm still wearing them!”
Wei Yu Ning Qiu: “Heh. Your luck is really good.”
“No, seriously, revive me!” Leng Li lay anxiously ten meters away. “What good stuff dropped? Let me see!”
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